Thursday, June 24, 2010
Draft Night...
Ok, So I sit in my living room tonight pondering whether or not Philly still has a Basketball team in this city and there it scrolls at the bottom of the ESPN page... "(2) Philadelphia" Holly CRAP we do.... I started to think that Sixers had washed away at the bottom of a bottle at a table in Vegas... (Wait, that wasn't the right Answer.... how "Turrable", I'm Sorry Sir) So now I have my 7:00pm to 7:15pm booked. I'm watching the NBA draft. Kids I promise no exposure to guns, drugs or strippers in this , just teams taking blind SHOTS to sign some PROSPECT on the dotted LINE based on Wing Span, Hops and my favorite "Length". This is a night where GM's pack for the FLA in the morning for either VACA or 401k. Lets grab a brew, call up a few, and enjoy this fiasco of a show that the worst of the major 4 sports has to offer. Hopefully Philly will Turn a new leaf with a bottle of Evan tonight....
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The best part about this draft is the insight provided by the commentators...This draft should be lightning rounds of 15 seconds each with no commentary...its the same sentance for every player..."well he will need to adapt to the NBA game"...yes he will certainly need to learn how to forget about the team aspect of basketball and score 50 a game to be a legit NBA star. o and he has to be above 6 foot because we all saw what happened to Allen....wait whats his last name. Who will probably be forgotten in the next 5 years. The NBA is a joke...if you're an "NBA city" ...its prob because you're football team sucks.
ReplyDeleteThe 2 words that guarantees that you become a bust is "NBA Length".... Please tell me what you mean Mr Chad Ford, Doug Gottleib or Mr Simmons...
ReplyDeleteHere's an example
•Active big man
•Plays even bigger because of excellent length
•Motor runs very high
PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES HIM A TOP 10 Pick... How bout, led conference in Boards. Assist to TO ratio, Points in the Paint.... Went the the Dance 3 out of 4 years... UGHHHH